Fontana's Movie Mini-Reviews

Keep in mind that my favorite movie is Runaway Jury.

Monday, March 20, 2006

Transporter 2

Here are some things that happened in Transporter 2:

The transporter jumps his car from one parking structure across the distance of a city block into the middle level of another parking structure.

The transporter removes a bomb from the bottom of his car by making his car jump to the height of a temporarily out of use crane, hooking the bomb onto the crane latch, and letting gravity to do the rest.

The transporter uses innuendo to compare a recently ordered pizza to the advances of a beautiful woman.

Here is a list of problems I had with Transporter 2:

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Incidentally, these are the same problems I had with Transporter 1.

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