The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

When people started trying to figure out who might side with the dark lord Sauron, was there really no one who suspected the superpowerful wizard consulting a dark crystal of evil magic named Saruman? Really? There were no warning signs? Okay.

The Firm

From now on when I talk about The Firm I’m going to call it “that movie starring Gary Busey and Wilford Brimley.”

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Voldemort’s relationship with Harry Potter reminds me a lot of the part in the Bible when King Herod heard the prophecy that a new king would be born, so he sought out Jesus to kill him. When he found him, Herod put the Avada Kedavra spell on him, but Jesus’ parents loved him so much they reversed the spell. Then later Jesus went on to win the Triwizard tournament!